Menopause

Menopause is normal. The symptoms of menopause do not have to be a part of your life.

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Attempting to capture light hearted take on Menopause

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Please excuse me

I need to fan myself

I feel so goddam hot

But where is my fan, I need it now

it seems where i put it, I FORGOT

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Oh dear, I think my pants have shrunk in the wash

my goodness they feel so tight

a salad a day is all i eat

I am still so bloated despite

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My stress in high

my libido is low

my belly and chin hairs

continue to grow and grow

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i look in the mirror

Just as I feared

I resemble my 80 year old mother

I now own 3 chin hairs, it’s my very own a beard

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I no longer ovulate

My eggs have up and flown

My periods are heavy

I have low progesterone

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My estrogen is low

My lady bits are dry

Having sex is painful

I try to not to cry

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i get so weepy

I’m always sleepy

my family say I’m bitchy

My skin is itchy

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Who are these kids

Mine?

Ive forgotten their names

John

Joe, Jesse

Jimmy

oops I mean oh its James

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Why is this happening

what is the cause

My doctor says you are normal Dear

it is “ONLY” menopause

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YES it is normal. It is the natural advancement in a woman’s life.

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Do you have to experience and live with the symptoms of menopause

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No!