Menopause is normal. The symptoms of menopause do not have to be a part of your life.
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Attempting to capture light hearted take on Menopause
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Please excuse me
I need to fan myself
I feel so goddam hot
But where is my fan, I need it now
it seems where i put it, I FORGOT
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Oh dear, I think my pants have shrunk in the wash
my goodness they feel so tight
a salad a day is all i eat
I am still so bloated despite
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My stress in high
my libido is low
my belly and chin hairs
continue to grow and grow
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i look in the mirror
Just as I feared
I resemble my 80 year old mother
I now own 3 chin hairs, it’s my very own a beard
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I no longer ovulate
My eggs have up and flown
My periods are heavy
I have low progesterone
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My estrogen is low
My lady bits are dry
Having sex is painful
I try to not to cry
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i get so weepy
I’m always sleepy
my family say I’m bitchy
My skin is itchy
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Who are these kids
Mine?
Ive forgotten their names
John
Joe, Jesse
Jimmy
oops I mean oh its James
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Why is this happening
what is the cause
My doctor says you are normal Dear
it is “ONLY” menopause
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YES it is normal. It is the natural advancement in a woman’s life.
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Do you have to experience and live with the symptoms of menopause
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No!
